larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(Source: purplefridge)

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

carryonmy-assbutt:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable crap like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

we do not speak about this feeling

(Source: buttlass)