lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

creppypieceofshit:

sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb 

(Source: totallynottubular)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka)

cultofthepigeon:

i still don’t understand the whole “fake geek girl” thing like????

oh, you caught me dude, I stayed up till 6am reading a 50,000 word fic about tony stark and steve rogers having butt sex just to impress you

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms)

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

shota-nuggets:

personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase 

(Source: chickenn-nuggets)

enlarging:

The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

(Source: hvted)